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The Unreasonable Demands of a Toddler

Jack’s latest?  I’m glad you asked. He likes to stand up on the loveseat, balance on one foot, and have someone hold his other foot.  If you don’t hold his foot, he gets really upset.  But if you hold...

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But when does hunting season start?

Last weekend we made a trip to Cabela’s, the “World’s Foremost Outfitter.” If you are unfamiliar with this behemoth, it is a huge hunting, fishing, camping, boating, outdoor recreation store.  In...

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Does he know something that I don’t know?

Last night I was snuggling up with Jack when he suddenly got a look of concern on his face.  He started petting the top of my head. “Oh, no.  Mommy.  Broken head.  Broken head, mommy.”  *pet pet pet...

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Spooky Kids

I may get some flak for the title of this post, but I think that it sums up the topic nicely:  sometimes kids say really spooky, weird things.  It doesn’t mean they are reaching out to the supernatural...

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